I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don’t ask about the raccoon.
But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn’s head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?
My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.
A few months later
All hail the High Warden of Gondor.
Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.
I’m going to wear this on my head like a raccoon and show everyone
The defenses of Halloween have fallen. Christmas has begun to spread over the rest of the year like a cancer, and the holidays earlier in the year rush to build any resistance they can muster.
My boyfriend got a new headphone-mic-system thing that has a voice changer program with a number of different voices - a few freebies in rotation and some that you have to pay for, and one of the voices listed was apparently Donald Trump. The altered voices work on discord calls. And now, my boyfriend is a lawful neutral man - true neutral at worst - and has no inclinations whatsoever towards chaotic evil shenanigans, but I’m starting to suspect I got a brief glimpse of exactly how one ends up in those situations where a massive discord server has “absolutely NO trumping in the voice chat” as one of the server rules.
And you get banned on the spot if you ask the mods what the hell does that even mean.
