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xbenxsolox: turnipfritters: braucher: Alexa, release my inhibitions Sending your pornhub search...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:35:34 -0400

turnipfritters:

braucher:

Alexa, release my inhibitions

Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

cephalotodd: happy pride month to those two trucks. you know the ones

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:32:26 -0400

cephalotodd:

happy pride month to those two trucks. you know the ones

truth-is-bitter: eelpatrickharris: reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:05:35 -0400

truth-is-bitter:

eelpatrickharris:

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

talix18: thebeeskidneys: the-deep-woods: So I just read this article about how people end up...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:03:52 -0400

talix18:

thebeeskidneys:

the-deep-woods:

So I just read this article about how people end up fucking up whatever task they’re doing when they feel like they’re being watched. Scientists have discovered that the sense of being observed actually SHUTS OFF a part of the brain, the inferior parietal cortex.

Given the fact that women are constantly watched in our society, and we are constantly REMINDED that we are being watched by people making fun of fat, “ugly”, or gender-nonconforming women, it makes me wonder how many women have messed up important tasks or projects or just day-to-day activities because A PART OF OUR BRAIN is permanently being deactivated?

Like talk about a fucking handicap.

Women are constantly held under the microscope- whether we are attractive or unattractive, the gaze of patriarchy never ends.

Just last week I was walking my dog and bent over to literally pick up poop. Suddenly I heard whistling and looked up cause I knew I was the only person around. Sure enough, about 300 feet away, some construction worker was perched on top of a building, grinning at me and calling out stuff I luckily couldn’t hear because he was so goddamn far away.

I wonder what it does to women to have this constant source of stress hanging over us, each and every day, knowing we are being scrutinized and examined no matter what we’re doing. I wonder how many more accomplishments, life-changing discoveries, inventions, etc would have been achieved by women if we didn’t have this constant brain-handicap imposed on us by men.

This feeling of being watched extends even when we’re alone and affects our abilities- here’s a study where women took a math test while in a bathing suit and performed significantly worse than women fully dressed, even though all the women were alone when taking the test. The men in bathing suits and the men fully-dressed had no significant difference in performance. It is a major fucking handicap.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/247434408_That_swimsuit_becomes_you_Sex_differences_in_self-objectification_restrained_eating_and_math_performance_Correction_to_Fredrickson_et_al_1998

(I don’t remember how to make a cleaner link on my phone, sorry)

This is AMAZING. It never occurred to me that “Observing a thing changes that thing” includes the eye of the male gaze.

OPEN RP

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:46:22 -0400

starwarsgraphictee:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

Would you care for a free lollipop?

Would I?!

Would you?

Would I!?

Would you?!

Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

….would I what?

Would you care for a free lollipop?

Would I?!

RADDA RADDA

Yes. I would. Thank you.

I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.

shmirtzendoof: doofenshmirtz: and THAT is why i don’t trust flight attendants and their...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:44:10 -0400

shmirtzendoof:

doofenshmirtz: and THAT is why i don’t trust flight attendants and their anti-chocolate-milk-serving ways

perry the platypus:

trilllizard666: sindri42: videogamesincolor: niambi: batzendr...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:27:36 -0400

trilllizard666:

sindri42:

videogamesincolor:

niambi:

batzendrick:

I feel like this deserves to be shared.

this is hilarious because…Bayonetta is a fictional character who therefore cannot consent to anything you geeks…she “owns” her sexuality because she’s written that way??…like…yall are really so comical.

I crack up every time folk try to use Bayonetta as a counter-argument against critiques of hyper-sexualized female characters in video games. Like stop, fam.

Bayonetta is literally just the power fantasy OC of the female character designer. The director wrote the original script for a “traditional” witch, elderly, crook nose, pointy hat, shapeless robes, etc. Then Mari Shimaazaki, this lady:

stepped up and basically said ‘okay but what if instead of that dumb thing we used this awesome bitch I just drew’. Bayonetta was not designed by a man. She was directly contrary to the intentions of the men in charge. But once they saw how awesome she was, being a sexy badass totally on her own terms whilst not giving a shit what they thought, they submitted.

Today it’s generally agreed throughout the company and much of the industry that it couldn’t have happened any other way, that only a woman could have made a female action hero as successful as Bayonetta. If she’d been designed to appeal to the audience, that would have been fundamentally contrary to who she is and probably nowhere near as successful. But since she originated as a personal power fantasy, as this woman’s idealized self, that feeling of existing for her own goals and her own pleasure and not giving a flying fuck about how anybody else saw her shone through and Bayonetta became more popular than she ever could have been if she was just trying to please others.

Additional fun fact: all the frankly ridiculous dance moves she uses? Those are the result of giving the mocap actress an open stage and telling her to do whatever she felt like.

the earliest drafts were even shot down for being too overtly sexual for the director’s tastes

the MALE director, Hideki Kamiya

homophobos:These fucking dorks

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:11:18 -0400

homophobos:

These fucking dorks

sonansu: bassiter: you don’t have to like him personally, but thomas sanders makes kid-friendly...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:41:49 -0400

sonansu:

bassiter:

you don’t have to like him personally, but thomas sanders makes kid-friendly lgbt content, is a very consistent and active ally to women, trans people, neurodivergent people, and poc, and is overall a great role model for the kids who regularly watch his content. his whole Thing is spreading positivity and empathy, and teaching lessons in emotional maturity through his videos.

but i guess it’s popular to hate him all of a sudden just because?? he really likes disney and harry potter???? what the fuck tbh

people did like him, but then he outed himself as an inclusionist. pretty much as soon as he said he considered ace people members of the LGBT community, people started shittalking him, combing his blog for problematic content, accusing him of being a pedophile for not curating nsfw art that was sent to him, and calling him a “straight ally” even though he is openly bisexual.

i witnessed the change. some didn’t. i think it’s important we know where it comes from.

ghostoftom:was so disappointed in this guy I waited three years...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:43:34 -0400

ghostoftom:

was so disappointed in this guy I waited three years to reply

vampireapologist: I’m so jealous of bears bc they can nap wherever they want and not a single thing...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:42:54 -0400

vampireapologist:

I’m so jealous of bears bc they can nap wherever they want and not a single thing is going to bother them. If you see a bear napping, if another animal sees a grizzly just conked the hell out in the middle of a field or by a pond or something, everyone avoids the bear. The worst thing that could happen is waking up the bear.

I want my naps to demand that kind of fear, that level of reverence.

alienby: Bethesda was just oNE vault off from a fantastic new...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:16:36 -0400

alienby:

Bethesda was just oNE vault off from a fantastic new game

bloodofshiagur:i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:17:02 -0400

bloodofshiagur:

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:14:52 -0400

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

one-time-i-dreamt:Griffin McElroy was at a party which was held at my house and I accidentally...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:14:02 -0400

one-time-i-dreamt:

Griffin McElroy was at a party which was held at my house and I accidentally ripped a page in a book he was carrying throughout the duration of it. I felt bad about it, so I told him to rip off a page of one of my books and he took a new one, took the last page and said, “Enjoy that cliffhanger” and left.

goodmorningvelma: catifex: bishounen-curious: chloroscythe: bishounen-curious: chloroscythe: in...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:11:41 -0400

goodmorningvelma:

catifex:

bishounen-curious:

chloroscythe:

bishounen-curious:

chloroscythe:

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

Hi I’m Catifex and I want you to make your mouse’s work easier!

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Reblogging this in the hopes that the image of a sweet little mouse doing her best to make my emotions will help me remember to be kinder to myself.

lgbtails:i couldnt help myself

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:05:35 -0400

lgbtails:

i couldnt help myself

rika-anti: kat-the-dog-trainer: Sorry to break the news, but...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:19:38 -0400

rika-anti:

kat-the-dog-trainer:

Sorry to break the news, but you did not report the person behind that blog. Instead, you reported me. And I am still suffering the consequences.

I did not run that blog. Yes, they used my image. All my pictures from Facebook and Instagram, my statuses, even the captions. And then interspersed them with animal abuse images, fantasies about beastiality, other fucking disgusting sentiments.

You people found my Facebook, where I listed my wildlife rescue group. You didn’t think, for a moment, that it was odd that none of these abuse fantasies appeared on Facebook. A girl who was apparently willing to put her face, her location, the names of her family her local fucking vet clinic on her zoophilic Tumblr page, strangely had none of these thoughts on a just-as-public Facebook page.

Not one single person thought, “This is a bit odd, maybe I should reach out to this person just to confirm that it’s them.”

You people, high on some fantastical idea of justice, called the authorities. And I did not even know about the existence of the blog until the RSPCA showed up on my doorstep one night.

THEY, thankfully, had the sense to believe me. As soon as they showed me the page and I broke down in tears, they got the idea. So they told me to go to the police. The police palmed me off to ACORN (a cybercrime body) who dismissed the case because “nobody in the images was under the age of 18.”

Meanwhile, Tumblr had taken the page down, only for it to resurface again last year.

I then pursued a civil case. Emailed lawyers in my local city. They advised me only to take it to Tumblr, who shut down the page a second time. No further action was taken.

I never received another call from wildlife rescue because I was unable to prove that I did not run this disgusting blog. Wildlife is my biggest passion in the world and I may never work in that industry until I can clear my name.

So I messaged this page - report-a-predator. They told me to prove it - fair enough. So I sent them EVERYTHING. The screenshots, my emails to ACORN and SAPOL and Tumblr and the lawyers. They did not respond. I emailed them again, begging them to clear my name. They did not respond.

I am furious. I am fucking enraged that this post even still exists on their page, because the actions of this so-called “justice group” has directly impacted the life of an innocent person and they will do nothing to acknowledge it. Not even respond to a simple email. Not even take down the incriminating post.

I know my blog is tiny, I know nobody follows it, I know this will probably never be seen. But I am not going to be silent.

If you’re ever caught up in a whirlwind of pseudo-justice, maybe check the facts first.

signal boost!!!

dikubutto: val-ritz: so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:55:03 -0400

dikubutto:

val-ritz:

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all

“y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon”

so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock

so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls.

turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

blitzy-blitzwing: “It’s okay to be sad.”

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:44:04 -0400

blitzy-blitzwing:

“It’s okay to be sad.”