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Does it matter what I say here? No, really, I'm confused.

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If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:
WHERE GO
Me:
I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:
I COME TOO
Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
I need to open this door.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
Sigh.
Dog:
WHERE GOING
Me:
I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
Sure.
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No please don't you are-
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No there's no room and-
Dog:
LAP
Me:
No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:
RIGHT HERE
Me:
That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:
IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:
I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I AM
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:
HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:
SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:
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